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Q: How many boardmembers does it take to change a bulblight?
A: 1,331 1 to change the lightbulb 14 to share similar experiences of changing lightbulbs and how the lightbulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing lightbulbs. 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing lightbulbs. 53 to flame the spell checkers 156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the lightbulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list. 41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames. 109 to post that this list is not about lightbulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb 203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing lightbulbs be stopped. 111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use lightbulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this mail list. 306 to debate which method of changing lightbulbs is superior, where to buy the best lightbulbs, what brand of lightbulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty. 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different lightbulbs 14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs. 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes lightbulbs relevant to this list. 33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too." 12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the lightbulb controversy. 19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three." 4 to suggest that posters request the lightbulb FAQ. 1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup. 47 to say this is just what alt.physics.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here. 143 votes for alt.lite.bulb. Found it on the net and it reminded me of this board....
